School picture day is an annoyance for many students, and a burden for parents. You gotta make sure your kid is wearing something nice, but at the same time that something can't be so horribly awful that your child will intentionally ruin it the moment they're out of eyesight. That's not an actual problem, you say? Oh. Well, I guess I was just a real shitty kid then, because if I hated my outfit I ALWAYS went out of my way to spill something on that mofo. Three-year-old Kaylieann Steinbach is a much better child than I was, however, and her parents are way cooler too -- not only did Kaylieann's parents let her pick her own outfit for school photo day, but she picked the most BOSS outfit possible. "She walked up, looked over each of her choices, turned and said, 'Pootergirl!'" Austin Steinbach, Kaylieann's father, told The Huffington Post. "And well, I couldn't argue with that answer."